Bipolar Lifestyles

This is not to be used as a diagnostic tool. It is purely comedic.

10. You think Robin Williams should Perk Up.

9. You just bought the Kenny G and Berry Manilow box set just because.

8. You think going to bed on Monday and getting up on Friday is a good rest.

7. What do you mean you’re tired — I had only 3 orgasms!

6. You cannot remember doing number 7.
5. You know the names of at least 15 antidepressants and 3 mood stabilizers.

4. Your cat’s name is Kay and your dog’s name is Jamison.

3. You bring your own research to the doctor’s office.

2. You think a drive from Vancouver, BC to Miami is something to do in four days.

And the Number One reason you may be Bipolar is:

1. Last night you understood the secrets to the universe and this morning you are contemplating whether the jelly goes on top of the peanut butter or under it.

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